Merry Christmas:
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"
Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.
Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch
Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery
yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test
Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "One at a time please"
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry
Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.
Yo mama's so fat, she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.
Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin
Yo mama's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us
Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!
Yo mama's so poor, she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up
Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics
Yo mama's breath is so foul, she uses a lynx as a breath freshener
Yo mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
Yo mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters
Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator"
Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite
Yo mama so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border
Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked herself in the bathroom, she peed in her pants
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks
Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.
Yo mama's so old she can't tell her family from enemies.
Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mama's so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.
Yo mama's so stupid she bought a used ring that has never been worn.
Yo mama's such a loser she acts like she heard you and just walks away.
Yo mama's such a loser she rings her flat mate to ask 'can I make out with you?'
Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter.
Yo mama's such a loser she sends jokes to this site about herself.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
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