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Author Topic: Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)  (Read 21858 times)

yo momma's so fat she's like a brick.Flat,dirty,and always get laid by Mexicans.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2010, 01:31:20 PM by Legodude77 »

yo mama so fat she makes you look skinny

Yo mamma's so stupid she thought putting "Religion" in her topic title wouldn't start a religion war.

yo mama so ugly that 100 people die every 1 second

yo momma's so stupid she jumped off the boat and missed the water
yo momma's so fat she jumped off the boat and created a tsunami
yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money

Your mother is a very nice woman.

yo mama so fat she ate the universe


Yo moma so stupid, she thought a square root was a veggie.
):p


yo mama so stupid that she went to the bathroom and crapped her pants

yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mother said "what a treasure", then your father said
"yeah, now lets bury her"

do i win?

YO mama's so fat Ichigo kurosaki's REAL bankai is your mom.

Yo mama so fat, when you put her in the water she's classified as a continent

yo mama's so fat. that they had to strech the family photo
yo mama's so fat. they used her as the ball in football
yo mama's so fat. that when she went to the beach all the whales jumped out and sang "we are family"
yo mama's so stupid. that when she went to a donut shop. she bought a doughnut and went back to complain that her doughnut had a hole in it!
how's that for 4X4. :cookieMonster: