Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[Evar678]

Yo momma so big chuck norris can't even lift her.

Yo momma so stupid she thought badspot was the maker of RTB.

Yo momma so stupid she thought typing chucknorris(1); into the console let her put a brick inside a brick

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Yo momma so stupid she told you clicking that link led her to another website.

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[The Corporation]

Yo mamma is so gangsta, that when she laughs, malt-liquor shoots out of her nose!

[VerticalHorizon]

Your mother is so fat that she has terrible eating habits and doesn't exercise regularly.

[Ev Dowg]

Bump bcuz I luv dis topic.

[Rookie]

Your mother is so fat that she has terrible eating habits and doesn't exercise regularly.

OHHH SNAP

[Ev Dowg]

OHHH SNAP

Why you yelling? That was adressed to YOU.

[Rookie]

Why you yelling? That was adressed to YOU.

say that to my face monday and i kik ur as

/vlad54

[Xx7xX]

Your mamma is so fat/ugly she went to japan and they all yelled

OMG GODZILLA TAKE COVUR

[Vulgus]

Yo momma is so stupid she told you that these jokes were funny

[D3ATHCAT]

yo mamas like a brick. shes dirty, flat on both sides, and she gets laid by mexicans.
(beat that >:P)(and yes that was tribal)

[Shadowed999]

Yo mommah so ugly she makes britney spears look like a princess.

>:P beats that

[Evan5626]

Yo momma's so big that when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued"-Wait, what am I saying?

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFNJLs-Ql0o

[SuperBryno]

your mama is so ugly, she makes lady gaga cry.

[DrenDran]

You mother is so fat, that she probably has shortened her expected lifespan, and I'd suggest that she goes on a diet, or possibly sees a professional medical expert.

[nienhaus1]

Yo momma so rascist she called you a monday.