Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[Travis [bob36455]]

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama is so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

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[Kapturrith]

Hugums', yo mama.

What?

[ryu hayabusa]

Yo momma so fat she's fat.

[Talent74]

Yo momma's so yo momma, she's yo momma.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Julius The 1st]

What?

Exactly.

[Roknrollwill]

Am I doing it right?

[brickybob]

Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.

[ryu hayabusa]

Yo momma so rascist she called you a monday.

[Builder500]

yo mamas so stupid that when she ordered a blizzard sh thoght it was snowing.

[aml]

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in Walmart and died of starvation.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Sorry, one person at a time please."

Yo momma's so fat she ate the cookie monster.

Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ass over!

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Julius The 1st]

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Lol, sig'd.


EDIT:

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Pun's are fun

[Qwepir]

Your mother is so fat it's not even funny.

[aml]

Your mother is so fat it's not even funny.

Well Yo momma is so fat it IS funny.

[LoLBert]

"Your mother is so fat, not even Jesus could lift her spirits."

[Qwepir]

"Your mother is so fat, not even Jesus could lift her spirits."

Ha