Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[ultimamax]

Yo Momma so fat, she sweats mayonnaise.

Yo Momma so fat, her belly button formed an echo chamber.

Yo Momma so fat, she works at the movie theater.
As one of the screens.

Yo Momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Momma so fat, NASA has to use their satellites to give her X-Rays.

Oh, yes I did.

I like how you got them all from that video I posted. In order.
You are so smart.

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[Ev Dowg]

Yo mommas so fat that the only pictures you have of her are sattelite pictures.

Yo mommas so fat that when she farted the U.S. government said "Wait, that wasn't our nuke."

:3

[_Dark_]

Yo mommas "toy" runs on hemi.

[Muzzles56]

yo mommas s smart she wants you to lock this topic

[SuperBryno]

your mama is so dumb, she sold her computer for WoW money.

[JAW959]

your mama is so dumb, she sold her computer for WoW money.

Yo mama's so stupid she replaced car and gas money with computer and WoW money.

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Yo mommas so yo mamma, She's yo daddy!

[Ev Dowg]

Yo mama's so stupid she replaced car and gas money with computer and WoW money.

[Squiggles]

Your momma's so fat she went into the ocean and wales started singing. "We are family!"

Your momma is so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"

[Talent74]

Your momma's so fat she went into the ocean and wales started singing. "We are family!"

Your momma is so stupid she shoved batteries up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"

Cold.

[Captain Crazy]

Your mother is so fat that this joke doesn't make sense

[Skip]

Cold.

Just like the rest of the jokes, moron.

[Ev Dowg]

Hang on! This is gonna be a bumpy thread!

Lol. Post #117

And one of the below comments will be: "Halo nerd..."

[Regulith]

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put her Yo Momma Joke after the "-->" in the title.

[Evar678]

Yo momma so fat she thought the oil spill was chocolate.

Yo momma so fat that she's the bridge to terabithia.

Yo momma so stupid she thought iCarly was a researcho.

Yo momma so ugly that she's the reason freddy and jason died.

Yo momma so skinny she fell through a crack in the street.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a manhole was the street's ass.

Yo momma so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and said "Ok now be careful, the walls are wet"

Yo momma so stupid she thought Tier Tactical was worse than G-cats firearms

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and water became extinct on earth.

Yo momma so fat the sun revolves around her.