Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[brickybob]

Yo momma so fat she thought the oil spill was chocolate.

Yo momma so fat that she's the bridge to terabithia.

Yo momma so stupid she thought iCarly was a researcho.

Yo momma so ugly that she's the reason freddy and jason died.

Yo momma so skinny she fell through a crack in the street.

Yo momma so dumb she thought a manhole was the street's ass.

Yo momma so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and said "Ok now be careful, the walls are wet"

Yo momma so stupid she thought Tier Tactical was worse than G-cats firearms

Yo momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and water became extinct on earth.

Yo momma so fat the sun revolves around her.

Make up your damn mind.

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[Evar678]

Make up your damn mind.

Lmao

[Unwritten Calender]

Lmao

Those were pretty bad.

[Evar678]

Those were pretty bad.

I know right?

[SkullCandy]

Those were pretty bad.

Like Yo Mamma.

[brickybob]

Like Yo Mamma.

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[MrMulch]

Alright, here I go..

Yo mama so fat, when God asked for light. He told her to "Roll Over".

[Welknair]

Yo momma's so stupid, she promised to name winners and didn't.


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[Evo Chief]

Yo momma is so fat she got arrested for having 20 pounds of crack.

[Ev Dowg]

Bump 4 Luv

[Tyler66]

Yo mamma so smart that she would Ban you from her server for making this topic.

[aml]

Yo momma's so smart she locked this topic.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Your mother has the most fowl smell that has ever inhabited my nostrils.

I should confront her after I write a very strongly worded letter.

Also, tell her I will meet her on the corner with 4 dollars on Saturday.

Catch you later champ!

amidoinitrite.

[Ev Dowg]

Your mother has the most fowl smell that has ever inhabited my nostrils.

I should confront her after I write a very strongly worded letter.

Also, tell her I will meet her on the corner with 4 dollars on Saturday.

Catch you later champ!

amidoinitrite.

Uhhh, what?

[alex dude]

Uhhh, what?

He called yo momma a prostitute.