Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)

[oromis]

That's kind of a weird place to put them, but if you say so...

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[Welknair]

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That's kind of a weird place to put them, but if you say so...

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I think Oro just won.

[Baeshra]

D&D meets Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat her speed is listed as hell no!

Yo mama is so fat they use a grapefruit as her miniature!

[viper30000]

Yo mamma so ugly when she craps she thinks she cloned her self!
(old one i made up in like 4th grade lol)

[Welknair]

D&D meets Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat her speed is listed as hell no!

Yo mama is so fat they use a grapefruit as her miniature!

Yo momma's so fat, they use a grapefruit for her miniature.
Yo momma's so fat, her speed is listed as "HELL NO"

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[Rookie]

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

[Baeshra]

"Yo mama so stupid she thought people who watched football on TV put a football on top of their tv and watched it..." A little bit to lengthy

[Blockoman]

"Yo mama so stupid she thought people who watched football on TV put a football on top of their tv and watched it..." A little bit to lengthy

>_.

[kake]

Yo mommas so ugly that the zombies ran away.
Yo mommas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mommas so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection screamed.
Yo mommas so ugly that whenever she enters an ugly contest the judges say "Sorry. No proffesionals."

How's that for x4?

The last one is kinda... Over used...

[oromis]

Why is everyone here so handicapped? Everybody knows that YOUR is spelled with a U and R.

[kake]

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

[Joekirk]

Yo momma jokes here.

[Thorax]

Your mother is so obese that she doesn't make healthy eating choices.

[thecableguy]

Yo mamma's so old, her breast milk is like powder.

[Welknair]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought  was a printer.