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Author Topic: Yo Momma Jokes (NO stuffPOSTING!)  (Read 23315 times)

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Einstein was the inventor of god.
Yo mama's so old, she has ice from the first ice age in her freezer.




Yo Momma So Ugly

she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo momma so fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

yo momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for indecent exposure


Yo momma so fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…

You sound like a black guy thar. :3

"Yo mama so stupid she thought people who watched football on TV put a football on top of their tv and watched it..." A little bit to lengthy
Oh god lol'd

Yo Mamma is so old, Moses was in her high school year book.

Yo momma so skinny she stuck a Double A battery up her butt and said 'I'VE GOT THE POWA'.

You momma is so Stupid, She climbed up a Glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma is so smart, she knows all "Yo Momma" jokes suck.

You momma is so Stupid, She climbed up a Glass wall to see what was on the other side.

:3 Good one, and if I ever find enough time I'll look through all these pages to pick out some 'winners'.

most people say a astroid killed the dinos its actuelly cos yo mumma was sky diving that day


yo momma so stupid she put a peep whole through a window