Great. My life is ruined.

[Proog]

BILL GATES
Billionaire playboy geek with the world at his feet by day, billionaire playboy geek with the world at his feet by night.

Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft you dumbass.

Wrong person.

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[Pew446]

So, how are you gonna put them both into court?

Well when they separate doesn't the court decide who gets the kids?

[IkeTheGeneric]

Well when they separate doesn't the court decide who gets the kids?

The father gets the kids

The mother kidnaps the kids and then stuff goes down

[Qwepir]

I have 12 cats

Sell them.

[Man 2]

Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft you dumbass.

Wrong person.

Precisely. He's got the world at his feet, doesn't he?
**Okay, I admit I was exaggerating about the "playboy" thing, but gimme a break.**

[Pew446]

The father gets the kids

Yay :D

The mother kidnaps the kids and then stuff goes down

Damn. :c

[Sirrus]

So quit school, throw your most meaningful possessions in your backpack and set off for the horizon with your trusty dog. Your life will be completely different from that point forward and will never be the same, but dammit, you'll have a good story to tell in a couple of years.

[IkeTheGeneric]

So quit school, throw your most meaningful possessions in your backpack and set off for the horizon with your trusty dog. Your life will be completely different from that point forward and will never be the same, but dammit, you'll have a good story to tell in a couple of years.

"And that's how I lost my two fingers and a leg!"

[Tingalz]

So quit school, throw your most meaningful possessions in your backpack and set off for the horizon with your trusty dog. Your life will be completely different from that point forward and will never be the same, but dammit, you'll have a good story to tell in a couple of years.

This.
You also have 30 days to learn about how to survive in the wild and what/how to prepare.

[Pew446]

So quit school, throw your most meaningful possessions in your backpack and set off for the horizon with your trusty dog. Your life will be completely different from that point forward and will never be the same, but dammit, you'll have a good story to tell in a couple of years.

Nah, my dog is allergic to every grass and most trees. Get this: He's a beagle. He's supposed to stick his nose in the grass and smell... :I

[Man 2]

Nah, my dog is allergic to every grass and most trees. Get this: He's a beagle. He's supposed to stick his nose in the grass and smell... :I

My dachshund, supposed to be a sleek, agile badger hunter, is in truth a fat, lazy, spoiled log who does nothing but sleep, poop, bark and beg. I think she's approaching the "as fat as she is tall" mark.

[Tingalz]

Nah, my dog is allergic to every grass and most trees. Get this: He's a beagle. He's supposed to stick his nose in the grass and smell... :I

Sometimes you have to leave things behind.

[Volko]

I'm sorry br0. :C

[comr4de]

That sucks bro :(

[IkeTheGeneric]

To people who actually believe this guy: ha