Author Topic: Portal Gone Mad.  (Read 1440 times)

I was wanting portal so bad, Since everyone on BL had/and was talking about it this time. I found it for free on this site something along the lines of Xbox Free! They had all the new and hot games for free. I got it and thought it was cool, until the end. You saw yourself in the upcoming portal 2 clothes, but bloody and wrinkly with long grey hair coming out the top of your hat, or whatever that is. You have no more portal gun, but it is in front of you. you see a hole in the floor, but you can hear the sound of mechanics working. Finally I saw an elevator, and one of those turret things that shoot the bullets. It actually grows, and starts Walking towards you.I could tell the voice was a different actor. The screen turns black, and at this point I am alone in my dark basement, about midnight, so forget am I creeped out. An then it shows Glados, and the turret things, with the grown legs putting the bot back together. Then all the eyes its missing they jump into that place, and somehow you appear there. No duh I got owned. I went in that room, with the button, I realized there was no lava pit or whatever that is. I press the button and it zooms out. Then it intently shows me blowing up, blood guts and everything. The screen turns black and I just sit there for a while... Watching it. All the sudden, you appear, with 5000 wrinkles and alot more blood, then explode again, Somehow 3d? Your voice is still screaming. My xbox gets the red ring of death, and I get my dad When he comes down it is just a screen with the ending song, but then it goes back to Bel-Air

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and then a skeleton popped out!

This is called dreaming. Your brain takes stuff you know and mixes it with fake original content to troll you.


and then a skeleton popped out!
and sed oogabooga and i scard and tunr off comptuer

and sed oogabooga and i scard and tunr off comptuer

This made me laugh for some raisin

Did you shoot fire out of your hands


I do believe... you are on fire.

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Rereading this post makes me realize how much better this would have been if it had turned into a Fresh Prince gag.

Omg iz going to geeeet dis gaem!!111!!1111!

You have no more portal gun, but it is in front of you.
how do i shot portal