best puns you've ever made

[Muzzles56]

That was eggstravagant
My "egg" puns are eggstra funny
Hehe, I make the funniest yolks ever

[Ad Bot]

[Sebster 105]

He killed a bear with his BEAR HANDS

[Joltarn]

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

My internet is tangible.

[Healbadbad]

That was eggstravagant
My "egg" puns are eggstra funny
Hehe, I make the funniest yolks ever

That's real punny

[Muzzles56]

That's real punny

INORITE

[Night Fox]

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic

Hey, stop right there.

Stop stealing jokes from Fallout.
>:U

[ruiner369]

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Screw = Baby



THAT'S SO PUNNY!!!

That's real punny

Wat.

[sniper pete]

He killed a bear with his BEAR HANDS

He killed a bear with his SHOTGUN

[Blockoman]

Needs more

Code: [Select]

-puts on sunglasses-

YYYYYYEEEAHHHHHH

[Night Fox]

Needs more

Agreed.

And don't go get any from Lolbot, we've read all of those.

[WingZero]

/snip

Mr. H, the victim has committed Self Delete by suffocating with loads of Burger King in his mouth.
Well,
About his Self Delete,
/sunglasses
He had it his way.
YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[JAW959]

I just realized something, epiphanies are over rated

So Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree, he couldn't choose between a wood and an iron.
I think in the future he should use a driver.

[Dread]

That's not a pun ...

You caught me :(

[Night Fox]

Mr. H, the victim has committed Self Delete by suffocating with loads of Burger King in his mouth.
Well,
About his Self Delete,
/sunglasses
He had it his way.
YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH