I am Ultra Bro, the immortal savior, destined to steal all of Tibet!
Master Boy, the Heroic Warrior, destined to drill the memes!
Mecha Bro, the Heroic Wizard, destined to battle with two bears at once!
Magnificent Bro, the Immortal Camwhore, destined to challenge all moot!
Ultra Boy, the Original Mastertroll, destined to invade the government!
Magnificent Saurus, the Immortal Viking Prince, destined to steal Poland!
The Lonely Savior, Legendary creep, destined to turn lead into STDs!
Mecha Bob, the Silent Basementdweller, destined to study all of Poland!
The ones I liked the best are bolded.