Annoyin' kid sappin my patience!

[CopBlock]

Shoulder ram the door open and kick his ass.

assuming you have a long hall way, just run as fast as you can and shoulder ram it, or if you have the balls try to drop kick it lol

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[ultimamax]

Hmm.
Is there anyway you can make some sort of blackmail situation? Like an iPod or something?
Do that.

[Gimmedagun]

If all else fails.


GO

IM STILL DYING FROM LAGUHTER!!! XD

[shafin25]

Hmm.
Is there anyway you can make some sort of blackmail situation? Like an iPod or something?
Do that.

Show money plox

[Sarge]

Find a way to make realistic sounding gun shots. Then, threaten him.

[ultimamax]

Waitwaitwait
Ima find you a way to get the door open. Do you have one of those doors with the little holes instead of a keyhole?

[rockslide26]

There is nothing I can do right now. I have no weapons, no strength, and screaming would wake up my mom. I should run like a banshee upstairs and listen to what he is saying to himself so I can estimate whether he will calm down soon.

[skelolego229]

OH HOLY forget IDEA,

your door nob should have screws on it!
if you unscrew them, you can undo the lock and just take off the handle

if you dont want to get mauled by flying objects, peer inside, if you do, use the hole to open the now lockless door


you have a screwdriver dont you????

[CopBlock]

No really, not kidding, ram your door open, if you get some decent speed(and you door is wood) you'll get it open.

[JamestheLeet]

Throw firecrackers under the door. Preferably Black Cats.

NINJA EDIT: Chigger Chasers work, too.

[skelolego229]

OH HOLY forget IDEA,

your door nob should have screws on it!
if you unscrew them, you can undo the lock and just take off the handle

if you dont want to get mauled by flying objects, peer inside, if you do, use the hole to open the now lockless door


you have a screwdriver dont you????

[Sabbin]

Just wake your damn mother, Even if she gets mad.

[shafin25]

Wait, use your kitchen knife.
Chop away the wood

[rockslide26]

OH HOLY forget IDEA,

your door nob should have screws on it!
if you unscrew them, you can undo the lock and just take off the handle

if you dont want to get mauled by flying objects, peer inside, if you do, use the hole to open the now lockless door


you have a screwdriver dont you????

I know that there are no visible screws, and there is a metal cover glued over them. That glue is industrial strength based on the fact that those covers have not come loose for 50 years.

[Dodger]

Just wake your damn mother, Even if she gets mad.

Especially if the kid is really breaking stuff in your room. Or hope the kid wakes her up first.