I'm thinking this is fake but it was still sort of a good story in the beginning, plus he wasn't taking any of the advice I think because he was too tired to want to face this kid in his rampage. And with the throw in firecrackers? I don't know how chigger chasers work but it doesn't take much to light a bed on fire and then you've got a whole lot more dammage than some lego sets. However smoke gernades on the other hand, if you buy the military grade ones that come out around the fourth, not the cheap ass clay circle ones, you would get him out pretty quick. Only issue is with those they will sometimes spew out a bit of fire before smoking, with lighting up four one had a bit of a flame, another one fricking tourched until I kicked it and it went back to smoking for some reason, and the other two were fine. I would have just stayed in the basement with the lights off for a while, adjust to the dark, shut off the breaker so no power at all. Then pick the lock, get the airsoft and other valuables first, then if I had time try out the switch the lock around; then, in the morning, call his parents.