If that fat monday was doing that stuff in my room, I would ram my door down and beat the stuff out of him. I mean, I'd curbstomp his face against my desk corner to assure maximum damage. It'd be like in gears of war, blood would spray everywhere and I'd walk away.
EDIT:
'course I'm not a slant, so I have the balls to actually do such a thing.
EDIT2:
What was damaged:
Cell Phone (was old anyways)
Camera
Comp monitor (not the actual computer)
Lego Death Star
The wood I put under the door (huehuehue)
One Xbox controller (oh noes)
Chinese glass dragon (His head was snapped off :o )
Airsoft bb's spilled on the floor
I am going to go clean up.
Smack him with your broken cellphone, when he runs throw your camera at him, when he falls down in pain smash your monitor into his head in such a fashion that his head goes through the LCD and out the plastic back, then run back and chuck your lego death star as hard as you can at his face, then beat him with your wood (huehuehue) then poke out his eyes with the joysticks on your Xbox controller, stab him through the heart with your glass dragon (hue hue) and unload all the airsoft BBs into him to ice the cake.