Annoyin' kid sappin my patience!

[johnnyboy]

This is what guns are for. And silencers. And nice inconspicuous body trash bags.

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>:(

[Ad Bot]

[Freeze]

Take some damn pictures, YOUR camera can't be the ONLY camera in the house...

To tell you the truth. We don't have a digital camera at all.

[-Jetz-]

This is what guns are for. And silencers. And nice inconspicuous body trash bags.

See: Gun stereotype thread.

[Rosli]

If that fat monday was doing that stuff in my room, I would ram my door down and beat the stuff out of him. I mean, I'd curbstomp his face against my desk corner to assure maximum damage. It'd be like in gears of war, blood would spray everywhere and I'd walk away.

EDIT:

'course I'm not a slant, so I  have the balls to actually do such a thing.

EDIT2:

What was damaged:
Cell Phone (was old anyways)
Camera
Comp monitor (not the actual computer)
Lego Death Star
The wood I put under the door (huehuehue)
One Xbox controller (oh noes)
Chinese glass dragon (His head was snapped off :o )
Airsoft bb's spilled on the floor


I am going to go clean up.

Smack him with your broken cellphone, when he runs throw your camera at him, when he falls down in pain smash your monitor into his head in such a fashion that his head goes through the LCD and out the plastic back, then run back and chuck your lego death star as hard as you can at his face, then beat him with your wood (huehuehue) then poke out his eyes with the joysticks on your Xbox controller, stab him through the heart with your glass dragon (hue hue) and unload all the airsoft BBs into him to ice the cake.

[JamestheLeet]

I'm thinking this is fake but it was still sort of a good story in the beginning, plus he wasn't taking any of the advice I think because he was too tired to want to face this kid in his rampage. And with the throw in firecrackers? I don't know how chigger chasers work but it doesn't take much to light a bed on fire and then you've got a whole lot more dammage than some lego sets. However smoke gernades on the other hand, if you buy the military grade ones that come out around the fourth, not the cheap ass clay circle ones, you would get him out pretty quick. Only issue is with those they will sometimes spew out a bit of fire before smoking, with lighting up four one had a bit of a flame, another one fricking tourched until I kicked it and it went back to smoking for some reason, and the other two were fine. I would have just stayed in the basement with the lights off for a while, adjust to the dark, shut off the breaker so no power at all. Then pick the lock, get the airsoft and other valuables first, then if I had time try out the switch the lock around; then, in the morning, call his parents.

Chigger Chasers won't catch stuff on fire. They were ment for pranks like this. They used to be called monday Chasers.

[Menen]

My dad's girlfriend has 3 kids the oldest one is actually cool and nice the second one is a little girl who is a major bitch and screams at everyone and the last is Daemon he is a big fat ass who is annoying as stuff i made a root beer fountain he stepped under it and socked me in the face since he got wet so i punched that littles bitches face atleast 8 times before he started crying and ran home to his mom

I know a kid named Daemon who is a fat ass and is annoying as stuff.

Pics

[Frenchfrie]

I know a kid named Daemon who is a fat ass and is annoying as stuff.

Pics

I changed his name to protect his identity

[Telly]

im sure your comp is next, you need to tell him to open the door or “you will get your mommy”

Most interior doorknobs have a small hole directly in the center of the knob.  If you were to jam a long thin object into this hole (such as a skewer), the door would unlock almost immediately, thus allowing you to enter the room and beat the ever loving crap out of that brat.

[Meekl]

say forget outside of the door

this
might
actually
work
or be all like yelling up the stairs
"GET THE forget DOWN"
GET THE forget DOWN YOU LITTLE PEICE OF stuff"
"I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU"
Edit: Play this video at full blast up the stairs starting at 0:19 heu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJPeZvvzBo4&feature=related
found a better one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddCpJ8MfVo&feature=related

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

this
might
actually
work
or be all like yelling up the stairs
"GET THE forget DOWN"
GET THE forget DOWN YOU LITTLE PEICE OF stuff"
"I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU"

Genius work of art.

[Night Fox]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[skelolego229]

I do have a stake that my dogs get tied up to when they have to pee... I like your idea.

then after tying him up, pin him to the ground and screamin his face as long and loud as you can

[Rookie]

Lol edit: You should have
Kicked the loving door down and rip the pricks head off.

[Night Fox]

Lol edit: You should have
Kicked the loving door down and rip the pricks head off.

Do it.

[Placid]

i still don't get how your mom managed to sleep through all this stuff supposedly crashing and making loud noises. hell, i don't even sleep through my dad sliding open a door as quietly as possible.