Girlfriend trouble...

[Illidan]

Illidan, I meant the text sounded angry. She probably doesn't even know that she texted the wrong person.

The text didn't sound angry, it sounded sad...?

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[cucumberdude]

I was paraphrasing. She sounded sad/angry.

[WRB852]

Plenty of my friends have gotten condoms from their dads. It's not too uncommon. Also the average age of losing your virginity is 15, so whatever.

[cucumberdude]

It's not so much the condoms. It's more the whole awkwardness of them thinking I forgeted her... :/

[yogamoanyo]

It's not so much the condoms. It's more the whole awkwardness of them thinking I forgeted her... :/

You should tell them you did they will think you're a MAN!

[Snow2]

tl;dr

[Deathwish]

Chill bro, if you act insecure about your snake, they'll think you're too insecure to get it out!!!!!!

[Travis [bob36455]]

Stick it in her pooper 

[Xx7xX]

DITCH THE CONDOMS. ACQUIRE ICE CREAM.

^

[TheArmyGuy]

-Snip-

Making love means kissing in my country. (If translated directeley)
HERE HAVE A CONDOM TO NOT GET PREGNANT FROM KISSING

wutno

hairy girls are lesbos

also ones with muscles

94% of all women wouldn't mind having love with another women.

[Xx7xX]

Making love means kissing in my country. (If translated directeley)
HERE HAVE A CONDOM TO NOT GET PREGNANT FROM KISSING

What does that make love :o?

[Tokerovin]

You have to explain to your parents that you are a man now and are capable of making your own bad decisions. Parents almost always know when you get some, which is why you need to confront them rather then letting them eat around the bush about stuff.

[HaloHalo]

What does that make love :o?

Scoring goals?

[Deathwish]

You have to explain to your parents that you are a man now

He's 15 man, he's got a while yet before he can use that old chestnut.

[SeventhSandwich]

Plenty of my friends have gotten condoms from their dads. It's not too uncommon. Also the average age of losing your virginity is 15, so whatever.

I'm getting really close now :D