Hello my name is Gordon Freeman, I work for Black Mesa as a scientist. We are currently at a breakthrough point at developing portal technology, by that I mean travel to different worlds. For some reason though, I see a guy stalking me. He is really strange looking, and sometimes I can see him more than once a day were others I never see him. He wears a really nice suit, and carries around a briefcase. He has a clean haircut and he never changes his clothes. Whenever I see him he's either adjusting his tie or standing there. Also, heres a weird thing, he's always in a inaccessible area like behind a locked door, or on a catwalk I can't reach. Like just the other day I saw him staring at me through a glass window, so I went to try to catch him and talk to him, when I tried to door to that room, it was locked, so I went around and tried the other way, I was able to get in but once I was in there he was gone. He didn't leave through the locked door (because it was still locked) and he doesn't work for Black Mesa (Not proper uniform, no name badge, never doing any type of work besides observing) so he couldn't or locked it from the outside. I've asked some other employees about him and nobody seems to know anything about this guy, but I can feel tension in the air when I asked them and I've heard a few people talking about him before. I really don't know who he is and what he is doing. I think maybe he might be a government agent, or some sort of "spy" because we are in heavy competition with another company, "Aperture Labrotories" we have been in very fierce productivity because of them. I cannot disclose how close we are to this technology however, it is very confidential. I'm sorry for not going into to much, I'm afraid I've already told a little to much. So, let me into the Salty Spitoon, maybe we can talk a little more.
That took loving forever to type. btw: i based it off the prank call this guy did to a paranormal radio station
