The Salty Spitoon.

[Xinakam]

I ended the universe infinite times, causing a looping end for all eternity. I ended the universe a few seconds ago... and just now... and i will again... now...

[Ad Bot]

[GenaralSkar]

I'd like to gain entrance to your social club please.

[Xinakam]

I'd like to gain entrance to your social club please.

No.

[skelolego229]

i singlehandedly wiped out soldier-crabs



I want to enter this piece of stuff now
or else

[Dusty12]

Thought it said Salty Scorpion.

[Tremrist]

I ate a nail of bowls for breakfeast.

Without any orange juice.

[skelolego229]

Thought it said Salty Scorpion.

I went there
I had to suck the venom out of myself for a week

[pocketrocket300]

I stuff a baby cow today and only cried for 12 seconds.

[Tremrist]

I stuff a baby cow today and only cried for 12 seconds.

And had 400,000 tears

[ultimamax]

I played soccer today.
Without any feet.

[pocketrocket300]

Yes.  400,000 tears for 12 seconds. 

[skelolego229]

I shoved a nail into my testicals and my sperm count only decreased by 400,000






for twelve seconds

[King of losers]

I ATE A BOWL OF LED TODAY

WITHOUT ANY MILK

[Menen]

I drank a glass of Milk this morning

Without any Milk

[Xinakam]

I ripped off my genitals, put them through a meat grinder, ate them on my pancakes (with nails), and grew them back... Thrice.