I hate my brother

[Pew446]

The internet lags because our wireless sucks, so I plugged an Ethernet cable into my pc, but he doesn't understand that it makes the internet faster and he flips on me because I "HAVE TOO MANY GOD DAMN INTERNET BROWSERS OPEN". Having internet browsers open does absolutely nothing, and all he needs is an Ethernet cable. But instead of asking my dad to go buy 2 peanuts (The ends of the Ethernet cable) he takes it out on me, and pulls the plug every time.

He has some serious anger issues... over a computer. (At least you have one?)

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[tails]

Cover the plug in water so when he takes it out he gets electrocuted and killed. Then blame it on the electricity company and get free money.


Misread what kind of plug, But i'm not editing this because i like that idea.

[Pew446]

Cover the plug in water so when he takes it out he gets electrocuted and killed. Then blame it on the electricity company and get free money.

Lol.

[Tom Gunn]

I'm pretty sure he does not hate his brother that much.

[Kevdude]

Leviticus 19: 17-18

[oromis]

You don't hate your brother. You dislike him. If you hated him, you would

Cover the plug in water so when he takes it out he gets electrocuted and killed. Then blame it on the electricity company and get free money.


Misread what kind of plug, But i'm not editing this because i like that idea.

[Pew446]

I'm pretty sure he does not hate his brother that much.

No, he just threatened me with a machete. I love him.

[oromis]

Leviticus 19: 17-18

17 " 'Do not hate your brother in your heart. Rebuke your neighbor frankly so you will not share in his guilt.

 18 " 'Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against one of your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.

[Pew446]

Thank you, mother.

[Kevdude]

You can use Google too?

[Link1999]

I feel the pain, its my sister.

She completely CHRUSHES my favorite game characters.
Everytime i want to play minecraft she rants in my ear.
3 other reasons ill edit this to say when i find out.

[ruiner369]

Thank you, mother.

Hey, it's true. But seriously, is he older or younger? If younger, I lol'd at machete. If older...Well, tell your parents. Dunno on that one.

[Narkro555]

My bro's annoying too

But I can deal with it

[Visage]

I still haven't seen anyone with a worth sibling than me. When I was little my sister stabbed a pencil into my neck and broke it off, she stabbed me twice with a kitchen knife, she threw a brick at my mouth, she knocked me out with a bat to the head twice, and she used to blame me for everything she did and my parents always believed her.

[SeventhSandwich]

My mom had me at an appropriate age of her late 30s. So she isn't a psycho bitch. Just older >_>.