Author Topic: How to be stealthy?  (Read 2749 times)

Hugums jokes are loving annoying.

I kid I kid, hugums is cool and doesn't deserve that form of mockery.

hugums knows nothing about stealth since he causes earthquakes when he walks lol am i cool yet!?!?
reactions:
Hugums jokes are loving annoying.
no
actually you're being rude to hugums and hugums doesnt appreciate it
he has feelings you know >:C
oh ok sorry


-snip-

Solution found.
I think he's referring to practical solutions...

Use shadows to your advantage but don't be a dumbass and expect them to turn you invisible. Wear dark clothing, and if you are a white boi, then you will shine like a brick of plutonium in something that's dark.

:I

Only if you're a bold white brick with the glow effect.



Shadosfear's is better.


Also



1. Don't wear black, wear dark blue.
2. Don't climb things, just leads to buttloving later
3. Hide under things (not cars)
4. Bring things to distract their attention (firecrackers)
5. Make yourself some of these with white LED's, bring an LED flashlight and throw some of these under and around away from where you're hiding.
6. Get some of these (dollar stores tend to sell them) set them up around where you're hiding to tell when to run.
7. Bring some brown town lube, in case they catch you, it makes things easier.



be like the spy
I never really was on your side












<insert avatar here>

I can help, my friend and I practiced this once.

1; Shadows are your friend
2; Don't walk like a spy in the movies half crouched with your arms spread out wide. Walk normally but slowly.
3; Wear all black clothing
4; If you think someone has spotted you, don't just run around. Stand still god damnit. In the dark your eyes play tricks on you, or so people think.
5; Blending in with objects is a great way not to be spotted. My friend once hid behind a street light for a solid 15 minutes before I noticed him.
6; Crossing streets, a big nono. There is lights all over the street. Even if you cross in a shadow the light behind you will give you away.
7; Just because your out in the open, doesn't mean your screwed.

Another tip, do you have any black sheets? Try to fashion one into a robe with a hood, it will break up your outline and make you harder to spot.

And remember, your not a ninja, your white.