Oblivion Megathread [Don't make new threads]

[Frenchfrie]

>1998
what

I have a very old battery camera the dates forgeted.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

He ran out of batteries

No, a Mythic Dawn agent just forgeted up his circuits. If only the population back then had known that they could have just rewired their emperor, and he'd be back to normal.

[Skip]

-snip-

aaa I want that.

[Man 2]

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I could eat for a day with a single coin.
EDIT: Thank you kind sir!

[GenaralSkar]

Bump.

[Frenchfrie]

You guys wish you had my coin :D

[Littledude]

:( I can't travel through the forest anymore. I just got mauled by a land dreugh, undead nightmare, and a gloom wraith. I'm a archer and didn't have any arrows, all I had was my Blackwater blade.

[Skip]

You guys wish you had my coin :D

"You want this coin?"
"I want it."
"You want this coin?"
"I want it."

:( I can't travel through the forest anymore. I just got mauled by a land dreugh, undead nightmare, and a gloom wraith. I'm a archer and didn't have any arrows, all I had was my Blackwater blade.

Carry more arrows.

[Jacob/Lee]

Use magic.

[Sabbin]

Bring a melee for backup...?
Bring more arrows, of ALL different kinds.

[Skip]

Bring a melee for backup...?

...all I had was my Blackwater blade.

[Sabbin]

Use it.

[Skip]

Use it.

Because all archers are excellent swordsmen.

[Sabbin]

Hey, it's better than nothing.

If you have a sword and are out of arrows you can't just go

"BAWWW IM OUT OF ARROWS BUT CLEARLY HAVE A USABLE SWORD, I HAVE TO FLEE"

I'm not saying he IS doing this.

[Skip]

I'm sure he did try to fight, then realized it was pointless considering how weak he was with that weapon and the strength of the enemies.