A funny scenario popped up in my head after reading this. It involves me going to the airport and taking a plane to the same airport. Why did I think this up? Because I'm already in Canada you silly goose!
Well of course you are now! But you and Otto went to Europe in order to start the pyramid scheme, so you wouldn't be traceable when you returned home. Initially, you planned to go separate ways, but the loveual tension between Otto and yourself became so apparent, you just had to try a move. Of course, then Chrono cam into the picture.
Wait yeah, I was in Canada all my life.
Exactly why you were deported. You were an illegal when you had your affair with Badspot. And that's where you also met Taboo. You had gotten married in order to gain citizenship, but after your affair, it was determined the Priest (Rughugger) that performed the wedding was actually in the midst of getting married to a Nun which is illegal according to church law. So the marriage was void just as your citizenship. :o