Author Topic: Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL  (Read 76678 times)

i dont know i ahve never seen a vagina

I suppose you also hadn't had a breast to suckle either?

It is a good idea to eat a variety of vegetables across the color spectrum. That is: try to eat a good mix of different color vegetables as they contain different nutrient concentrations that are vital to a healthy and balanced diet.

It is a good idea to eat a variety of vegetables across the color spectrum. That is: try to eat a good mix of different color vegetables as they contain different nutrient concentrations that are vital to a healthy and balanced diet.
NO

I WANT TO LIVE OFF OF CHIPS AND LARD

Women eat with their mouth.

i equip her with an brown town butterfly (for those of you who know what that is)

when i remote turn it on, she knows to come home.

i call it; the "bitch pager'


Best part is the skin of a vegetable can tear the vaginal lining and let air into the bloodstream resulting in a pulmonary embolism.
Its scary you know that.
Oh stuff, I actually remember seeing that on a thousand ways to die.

That, along with "lesbocution" and that guy that died during an S&M session cause he was allergic to latex.
I think the funniest loveual one on there was when the couple put a whole bunch of candles around the bed, and like 2 minutes in the bed set fire, accelerated by the perfume-covered rose petals. xD
~snip~
You scare me.

i equip her with an brown town butterfly (for those of you who know what that is)

when i remote turn it on, she knows to come home.

i call it; the "bitch pager'

._.

oh yeah jess, baby.
wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.
then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.


oh yeah jess, baby.
wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.
then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.
.________________.

Bisjac scares me quite often; I hope he never has children.

oh yeah jess, baby.
wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.
then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.

oh yeah jess, baby.
wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.
then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.
._.

Bisjac scares me quite often; I hope he never has children.
he can't until someone invents a jizz-over-the-internet device