Author Topic: "Wtf" moments from any game  (Read 5353 times)

in monster hunter tri when the qurupecco boom'd me into the spinning tail of a rathian.
thus poisoning me with weakness to fire

Playing pokemon battle tower
have scizor out, fighting the enemy's last pokemon, which is a Chansey.
It have about ~3 swords dances
it uses mentronome
transform
proceeds to kill my entire team in 1 shot
Ololol. Not like it would matter if you got a hit in. Chansey has crazy high HP.

Tales of symphonia made me go wtf at the difficulty @ some of the bosses on mania O.o

MW2 spawned me right in front of an enemy claymore so I died the second I spawned, along with 2 other friends who spawned right next to me. The funny thing was that the 2 other people I go to school with and the claymore that killed us was put there by another person who goes to our school.

While doing one of the downloaded quests in DQ IX, I was shown a very weird cutscene.
"Alright, close your eyes."
[Screen Goes Dark]
"puff puff puff puff puff"
"Baaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Quiet, puff-puffee! Do you wish to be reaveled? Here, eat this cheer-me-up."
[Screen goes back to normal.]
Your hero is siting, with sheep shaking their asses in the hero's face.
I was like, "Wut."


in monster hunter when i got stomped on and almost eaten by a rathian again, then after i covered his face in stuff, the qurupecco just slapped me in the face with his tail

I crashed into a wall racing on need for speed.




The invisibility headband in Darkseed.  I put it on to escape from prison, but there were no guards.  Then it stopped working when I left the police station, and I found out I needed it to get into the archives.  Unfortunately, it only works once...  I was killed by the thing that guards the door (the text box says something about being "struck down by [the creature's] thick, meaty tentacle"... *shudder*), and then put into some kind of pod.

Well I just arrived in Chorrol in TES IV, to find that it was raining in the game. Just as the city finished loading, the current song on my Walkman ended and B.J. Thomas' "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" came on :D
That's not a WTF moment really, just a win.

Fallout 3. I was going to do the Pitt, so i fast traveled to the Raven Rock ruins.

I then proceeded to jump down the rocks, and land in the middle of a Mirelurk Hunter gang.
So I'm running from them because I had already tried this 4 loving times, and a group of yao guai come out of loving nowhere and rape the mirelurks, who then proceed to chase me.
I ran up a hill, with them right behind me, only to find a group of wastelanders lookin for oasis. i talk to them and they go hostile right away.

So here: Running from about 3 yao guai and 4 wastelanders.

As I keep running up the hill, I run into a raider party of about 5. FML. I barely manage to run right through them, with the yao guai and wastelanders hot on my trail.

So here: Running from about 2 yao guai, 4 wastelanders, and 5 raiders.

So I take a turn to the right, and run into a loving enclave camp. 4 enclave soldiers, an officer, a sentry bot, and a loving deathclaw. They all chase and shoot at me, while completely loving ignoring EVERYTHING ELSE chasing me.

So here: Running from about 2 yao guai, 4 wastelanders, about 4 raiders, 4 enclave soldiers, 1 enclave officer, 1 sentry bot, and 1 death claw.

I keep running, thinking I'm almost there, and I run into a loving albino radscorpion. That bitch did more damage to me than everyone else.

So here: Running from about 2 yao guai, 4 wastelanders, about 4 raiders, 4 enclave soldiers, 1 enclave officer, 1 sentry bot, 1 death claw, and 1 albino raddy.

As I jump a cliff, thinking I'll get away safely, I land in the middle of another loving enclave camp. This time, full of hellfire soldiers and another death claw. Not to mention that other stuff group following me found their way around, so they all met up and decided I was worth more than each other.

So here: Running from about 2 yao guai, 4 wastelanders, about 4 raiders, 7 enclave soldiers, 1 enclave officer, 1 sentry bot, 2 death claws, and 1 albino raddy.

As I'm being chased by all those little forgets, out of nowhere a group of talon company mercs just charge into the middle of the action shooting everyone up, but not me. At that exact moment, everyone goes "well forget this" and starts blowing the forget out of each other, with me on the sidelines randomly throwing plasma grenades like a handicap.

After all this, I end up being chased by: Nobody.

Wtf

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Get the alien blaster. NOBODY can mess with you then.