I am truly disappointed with you kiddies. Server and server I trekked hoping to find a sliver of maturity and intelligence. I walk away with my head held low and eyes black with despair. I have opened my server, maybe to attract the more "adult" crowd of the Blockland community seeing as an admin I don't act as if I'm 12, 13, or 14. However, I'm only greeted by an army of adolescent, prepubescent, dirty, and unintelligent toddlers. I tried to teach you all before how to be a gentleman with my elegant language and style of speech, but your immaturity and stupidity oiled my gulf of pristine gifts.
You children must learn how to behave! I'm here once more to give you all a second shot! Be honored, Blockland is one of the few communities where I have offered such a prize of grandeur! Come walk in one at a time children, toddlers, and babies and I will teach you how to be a smart individual!
* Warning - If you wish to talk down to I, Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education, you must be the same age or older than myself. *
* Warning - Just because you are older or the same age as I, Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education, you must also act it. *
If you fail to comprehend these warnings you will be ignored, ruffled, miffed, and slapped around by my hand.