Author Topic: Once again, the children of Blockland dissapoint me...  (Read 2556 times)

I am truly disappointed with you kiddies. Server and server I trekked hoping to find a sliver of maturity and intelligence. I walk away with my head held low and eyes black with despair. I have opened my server, maybe to attract the more "adult" crowd of the Blockland community seeing as an admin I don't act as if I'm 12, 13, or 14. However, I'm only greeted by an army of adolescent, prepubescent, dirty, and unintelligent toddlers. I tried to teach you all before how to be a gentleman with my elegant language and style of speech, but your immaturity and stupidity oiled my gulf of pristine gifts.

You children must learn how to behave! I'm here once more to give you all a second shot! Be honored, Blockland is one of the few communities where I have offered such a prize of grandeur! Come walk in one at a time children, toddlers, and babies and I will teach you how to be a smart individual!

* Warning - If you wish to talk down to I, Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education, you must be the same age or older than myself. *

* Warning - Just because you are older or the same age as I, Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education, you must also act it. *


If you fail to comprehend these warnings you will be ignored, ruffled, miffed, and slapped around by my hand.


Hey.

I'm Cheemo.

Good morrow, Cheemo!

I appreciate the greetings and if you do not mind I took a slight peep and gander at your profile.

Age: 13

I respect your attitude and bold approach to come to me with such SLANDEROUS slang. Use 'good morrow' or 'good day' followed by 'sir' when addressing someone older than yourself. Especially, the thread creator, Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education. Plus, give a little more insight to who you are and why you're here next time. You seem to fit the avatar, but I hope you can act your age, small child. I wish you good fortune in your future endeavors.

~ This has been a lesson from Anthony, King of Scholarship and Education.

Good day sir,you look new.
I say,you look like you will be perfect here.

What dictionary are you using?

Good day sir,you look new.
I say,you look like you will be perfect here.


Excuse me, Miss. I may look new, but you don't know what 'reading' is, do you? Look at my profile date registered and now look at yours. You signed up a YEAR after me. Why are you talking down to me? Why are YOU greeting me? I am a veteran compared to you. Do you just look at your post count? Reading more will definitely help you become an articulate, young lady.

I'm glad I'm here to educate, you children.

Are you really the female gender?
It also seems that you joined at 07.
I do not belive that you could fix most of the kids,also:
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Sleep.bat: It seems we have someone who can use proper grammar C:
DJKingfriend: WHERE?
DJKingfriend: BURN IT
DJKingfriend: BURN IT WITH FIRE

oh hey its this troll again

hi


What dictionary are you using?

Dear oh my oh my...

I am truly disappointed with you, Cheemo. I use no dictionary. I learn of new words and their many intriguing ways more and more throughout my ever-dying life. I have read a many in my little time on this small planet. Please Cheemo, don't be surprised by such an intelligence as myself. Grow. Prosper. Renew, but build upon your mind. It shall do the same to you.

oh hey its this troll again

hi
Oh wait what?
It's a troll?
I do not like being confused :/

so i heard you don't like children and...

Oh wait what?
It's a troll?
I do not like being confused :/
no stuff

Oh wait what?
It's a troll?
I do not like being confused :/

Don't listen to that vermin, miss. When I have once in this thread asked for such negative responses? I am here to educate all of you children! Even if it means I have to use a little discipline with our rowdier ones. I'm ashamed of you Antallion. You're older than most, but you act younger than some! Act your age, and learn as I have. You will thank me when you're older with a (hopefully) greater mentality and spiritually.

no stuff

Cheemo, do not stoop to such low levels as Antallion has. I know it hurts to (metaphor incoming, Cheemo!) break down your old wall, but I'm building a new, stronger, and smarter wall in place of this one. It's time to out grow your shell, child. Don't be afraid of criticism. Cage it and tame it to work for you and not against you. Do not insult one who wishes to learn.