Jess's Weekly Guides

[Lalam24]

wait, lalam.

thank you for actually contributing to my thread, seriously. Even though i know you wanted to be mean :)

I wasn't trying to be mean, actually.  I try not to take my bias with me.

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[Jess]

the girls looked paid lol

[Senor Devin]

ive forgeted more girls then you have even met! luls


seriously. getting laid is different then dating.
if you want love, then i can tell you HOW to get hooked up and not fail.

if you want a girlfriend, then its a process of dating the right girl. people fool themselves into believing any 2 people can be a couple and its not true. its all a personality equation.

Lets hear some advice from a guy's perspective then MAN

[Jess]

and uh... to the two people who said they would prefer a girls view on how to get a relationship... ill write that up at the end of the week, ill have more to say on it.

[oromis]

its all a personality equation.

Figure out the value of X = Get laid?

[SeventhSandwich]

I THINK I'M UNDERSTANDING THE SITUATION.

Jess has ass aids and she got it through teen love, so now she's preaching it so more people have ass aids so she can feel better about herself and her terrible terminal ass aids.

[Lalam24]

and uh... to the two people who said they would prefer a girls view on how to get a relationship... ill write that up at the end of the week, ill have more to say on it.

How about a properly editted form of the current advice chart, first :x (in referral to grammar and how the statements are ultimately implied)

[Sabbin]

I THINK I'M UNDERSTANDING THE SITUATION.

Jess has ass aids and she got it through teen love, so now she's preaching it so more people have ass aids so she can feel better about herself and her terrible terminal ass aids.

Explosive gonorrhea.

[SeventhSandwich]

and uh... to the two people who said they would prefer a girls view on how to get a relationship... ill write that up at the end of the week, ill have more to say on it.

No you dumbass.

THE JOKE

YOUR HEAD.

[Chriz]

woohoo, I met the best girl ever without even loving trying

hell thats how I get most of my gf's/bf's, I just sit there and act cool and if they like me enough to date me I can easily figure that out.

its harder with guys though, lol.

[Muzzles56]

Go to club penguin
Play for 10 minutes
???
3 thousand girlfriends

[ruiner369]

Go to club penguin
Play for 10 minutes
???
3 thousand girlfriends

I got them too. They act like they are so mature and sophisticated. Say 'I hate you' or 'I'm breaking up with you' and they'll torture you.

[Lalam24]

I got them too. They act like they are so mature and sophisticated. Say 'I hate you' or 'I'm breaking up with you' and they'll torture you.

Why have you been in the situation where you actually have to break up with a female over the internet?  Specifically club penguin?

[oht]

what happens if your at an all boys school in england?

[Exoyo]

Why have you been in the situation where you actually have to break up with a female over the internet?  Specifically club penguin?

I guess they do it for fun?