Author Topic: Jess's Weekly Guides (Read 6879 times)

Menen · August 16, 2010, 11:06:18 PM

Quote from: Marcem on August 16, 2010, 11:05:24 PM

Also, HE'S HAD love BEFORE, so he's totally cool.

IVE ALSO HAD love, THEREFORE MY INTELLIGENCE EXCEEDS YOU TINY MINDED CHILDREN

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Senor Devin · August 16, 2010, 11:06:34 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on August 16, 2010, 11:02:58 PM

Jess is preaching about getting laid to a forum where the majority of the members are 12 to 14

That's like teaching calculus to a herd of cows.

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on August 16, 2010, 10:31:32 PM

I THINK I'M UNDERSTANDING THE SITUATION.

Jess has ass aids and she got it through teen love, so now she's preaching it so more people have ass aids so she can feel better about herself and her terrible terminal ass aids.

I take that back, you are mature and dont try to justify acting immature in the dumbest ways /bitter sarcasm

Quote from: Menen on August 16, 2010, 11:04:00 PM

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM OLDER THAN YOU AND THUS I AM BETTER

He never said that, but the fact you misquoted him supports what hes trying to say is you guys are acting immature, he never mentioned being young, just acting like you are

SpreadsPlague · August 16, 2010, 11:07:33 PM

entire topic

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SeventhSandwich · August 16, 2010, 11:08:33 PM

Quote from: Senor Devin on August 16, 2010, 11:06:34 PM

I take that back, you are mature and dont try to justify acting immature in the dumbest ways /bitter sarcasm

The only reason you are agreeing with her is because you want to create some faulty illusion that you have or ever will be laid.

Dodger · August 16, 2010, 11:10:10 PM

What do I do if I have an ugly face due to a lot of dark freckles gained by genetics, and my voice kills laughter?

Also, I'd rather be a friend with the female than a forget buddy. Not every guy wants to bang every attractive female in sight and will do anything to achieve it. I always try to respect women when I can, but I also try not to be that push over nice guy.

I also can't communicate with these rap/texting/Facebook whores of teenagegirls I find today. I'm too smart for most of them, and they know it.

Senor Devin · August 16, 2010, 11:14:04 PM

Quote from: SeventhSandwich on August 16, 2010, 11:08:33 PM

The only reason you are agreeing with her is because you want to create some faulty illusion that you have or ever will be laid.

No, you can assume that all you want but you will just further point out that you are acting immature.

I never even agreed with her, I just think you guys should stop being hive minded starfishs and think you are cool to hate on every topic that wasnt made by one of your favorite users or something. Have you made one post in this thread that didnt make you look like an immature child trying to act funny?

SeventhSandwich · August 16, 2010, 11:17:12 PM

Quote from: Senor Devin on August 16, 2010, 11:14:04 PM

No, you can assume that all you want but you will just further point out that you are acting immature.

I never even agreed with her, I just think you guys should stop being hive minded starfishs and think you are cool to hate on every topic that wasnt made by one of your favorite users or something. Have you made one post in this thread that didnt make you look like an immature child trying to act funny?

Yes because the first place I think of queuing advice for a love life is a forum dedicated to an indie game.

If that's not stupid, I don't know what is.

Jess's topic bottled up:

Quote from: Jess

Hey, I'm a slut and let me tell you.

First you go up to a chick and you act funny and stuff. Then you forget her.

Visage · August 16, 2010, 11:19:33 PM

Quote from: Dodger on August 16, 2010, 11:10:10 PM

What do I do if I have an ugly face due to a lot of dark freckles gained by genetics, and my voice kills laughter?

Also, I'd rather be a friend with the female than a forget buddy. Not every guy wants to bang every attractive female in sight and will do anything to achieve it. I always try to respect women when I can, but I also try not to be that push over nice guy.

I also can't communicate with these rap/texting/Facebook whores of teenagegirls I find today. I'm too smart for most of them, and they know it.

This guide assumes all teenage boys are looking to forget everything in sight, and it also assumes all girls want to be forgeted by everything in sight. I think the reason is because Jess has grown up lacking everything but an ass and tits, and has found every guy with any interest in her just wanted to forget her. The reason every guy has only wanted Jess for love is because that is all she possibly has to offer. Now Jess is grown up and has learned to forget every guy she meets because she assumes it is what she is supposed to do.

The only reason Jess is here is because she thinks she is some love goddess that every guy here would kill to forget. In her mind everyone here is a 14 year old guy that jerks off to her ugly face in the post RL pics of yourself topic, and it makes her feel like she is in a position of power.

Oasis · August 16, 2010, 11:19:46 PM

Wow, so I guess I'm on the right path here.

Also, I do agree about the highschool relationships. If there is no chance of love, and you just end-up spending stuff loads of money on her, and one of you dumps the other, what's the point?