Author Topic: Why do Girls like Stoners? (I apologize in advance)  (Read 12855 times)

I am funny, nice, and intelligent.

Girls are too busy dating some "gangster"-ass kid who's a total richard.
Aren't you 14? That's no age to even worry over dating. :s

Aren't you 14? That's no age to even worry over dating. :s
I know, but just... wtf...

Because they enjoy having rocks thrown against their skulls. c:
Wtf? That's not the Mage I know. :c


mage stones the gays and the muslims

That mage is cool. More More.

Says the hipster.

If a hipster is someone who tries to keep people from using words they dont understand on an internet forum just because its used all the time, then you might as well sign me up

he is gay :V

Awesome

Wtf? That's not the Mage I know. :c


Well why else would the date people that throw rocks? :C



God
PFFFFFFT
I mean..... SIG HIEL MAGE
(obey mage or he kills us all)

Well why else would the date people that throw rocks? :C
Ohohohoho I see what you did thar :3

I came closer and closer, until he lashed against me. My cross flew across the room, my arm now pinned  by his. Then, in one swift kick, I knocked him to the ground! I grabbed his arm, reached for my cross, be sure he was restrained.
You said you were a nonviolent person! YOU TRICKED US ALL

You said you were a nonviolent person! YOU TRICKED US ALL
I know. I felt bad afterwords, so I wrote a kindly worded apology letter to Satan. He doesn't deserve that kind of treatment, either. :c

But, in my defense, it had to be done at that time. :I!

worded apology letter to Satan.
You just hurt him even more with light.  Fear from human fuels his happiness.

The only reason I can see is that we tend to be more open minded, and chill.

I don't think that anyone in this topic has thought that maybe the girls are into them because they're "good guys". It's stupid to automatically think a girl likes a guy because he's a stoner.

I prefer level headness guys. I can't stand the smell of smoke or weed.

I also don't want to get in trouble with the law.
You are male.

*trollface*

and stoners for the sake of stoners are generally handicapped. stoners for the sake of coping with something major in life, I can understand.