Author Topic: My Cousin Shot Himself  (Read 7985 times)

He just shot himself about an hour or 2 ago, I'm sad.

At least he went out with a bang.


Looks like he'll never get ahead in life.


Looks like he'll never get ahead in life.
He never said he shot himself in the head.


Or that he died.

He never said he shot himself in the head.


Or that he died.
He died and I think he shot himself in the head, probably.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
They know because they found his Head & Shoulders all over the wall.

Then my joke is still relevant.
Unless he used a crossbow.

Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff?
They know because they found his Head & Shoulders all over the wall.
Where the forget are you getting these Self Delete jokes?

Where the forget are you getting these Self Delete jokes?
First one was Austin Powers, and I heard the second from my brother.
It's a shame your cousin wasn't more headstrong.

First one was Austin Powers, and I heard the second from my brother.
It's a shame your cousin wasn't more headstrong.
your jokes are bad and you should feel bad


Not the time to lose one's head.