Author Topic: Apple is full of douchebags.  (Read 838 times)

A long time ago, back in 2004, Apple had barely any money. They built their new fancy iPods and they needed a mass marketing company to sell them.

So who do they ask?



Uh huh. :D

Originally, HP planned on launching a little device called the Pavilion Personal Media Player (PMP) but it was cancelled due to failed focus groups.

So on January 8th, 2004, HP says "Sure Apple, we'll sell your funny little music player." They pre-installed iTunes on every HP/Compaq computer at the time to fit the bill.

Then, HP says "Well if we're going to sell it, we might as well add the feature to buy it in the color of HP Blue, to match the company."

Apple says "NO. WHITE ONLY. THIS IS OUR DEVICE, NOT YOURS. You can have a teeeeeeeny, tiney little logo on the back that nobody will notice though. It's not like you're included in this deal or something."

So while Apple never set up Genius bars for HP iPods, they left HP do make a repair service for them. Eventually HP got sick of it.

On July 29, 2005 HP terminated the deal with Apple because they were only getting 5% of the deal. Because of this, Apple then says HP isn't allowed to make any iPod competing device until 2006 or else they'll sue.

After that, HP Partnered up with RealNetworks and helped out Microsoft's Zune by selling them from their website.

tl;dr Apple are a bunch of selfish pricks who could never be compared in trust to any other caring PC company or marketing branch.

It just goes to show how much nicer some companies can be, like HP.

This would have been really interesting if it was 2005

This would have been really interesting if it was 2005
Word.
Still though, I've always known that HP is a pretty cool guy. That's why I always buy my computers and the like from them.

Why does it matter if their nice? You get the product your happy.

ipod runs on linux

But then again, Mac comes from Linux.

I've always been able to trust HP; I had an iPod Video from 2004/5 (non-HP) that I set down on my desk too hard and the hard drive inside it stopped working forever.

Later on I got an HP Ipaq that never failed on me until my dad put my smartphone plan to a halt and told me to get an ordinary cellphone. </3

Why does it matter if their nice? You get the product your happy.

What about my happy?

ipod runs on linux

But then again, Mac comes from Linux.
No it doesn't, Mac uses Darwin, a Unix-like kernel that I believe is open source.
And iPod doesn't run on Linux, but you can run Linux on an iPod if you wanted.

Why does it matter if their nice? You get the product your happy.
Their "kindness" does generally effect our chance of getting the product, you know.
I hate Apple, and I hate HP, but I like HP a lot more than I like Apple. I don't have a single Apple or HP device in my house, it's that bad. :S