oh god, so tempting
also:

I has my own Lego Balisong. Damn california won't allow realz ones.
NOBODY would allow real ones
last year i was Mario because my dad got an awesome Mario hat from Nintendo. The year before I was Link and that was an awesome costume.
Idk what I should be this year, obviously I need to keep the video game genre going but I wanna be something people will recognize so I kinda have to take Valve games out of the question :\ (which really hurts, I wish my school would play more valve games :( Maybe a L4D character but still is pushing it)
You should be this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NsQLq7EMkk&feature=player_embedded In response to your Masterchief :P