AND NOW FOR A WALL OF TEXT AND NUMBERS.JTBreslow (5) "Because you want to make US dead. Good enough for yo-- *gets hit by an axe*"
DACK (2) Your tea tumbles on the floor.
? (4) You restore health by applying bruise packs. Or eating cooked meat.
Space Guy (1) You suddenly realize that walls can extend underground.
Blockoman (2) You summon a toy dragon.
FROHman (2) You summon a toy drill, just like Peejster predicted.
megaman! (1) KABOOM, KABLAM. Seriously, what's with the screwy spells today?
Previous (6) oc (6) occ (2) kool kids klubRAkool kids klubKKABRRRRROOOMMMMM GRRRAkool kids klubKKOOOM KABBBBLOOOOOM. Damnit, looks like you overpowered it quite a lot
OMG YOU ARE ON FIARMenen (1) The orbital cannon explodes. Nice try.
WingZero (7) HSGDGHSADANSAJUDOIJFCOSDAJCVK
LJFD
RAMPAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEE RAMPAGE RAMPAGE RAMPAGEScarpelt (5) You perform not one, but FIVE Sledge Uppercuts.
WingZero (4) Damn, you're tired. You just provide everyone free UNREAL AIRs.
NEW PLAY ELEMENT: UBER RAGE
If the number becomes 6-6-X, the character gets UBERRAGE. Lasts longer than normal RAGE, but cannot attack the WALL itself for first extra 2 attacks.
WALL
HP: 67564
STATUS: ANGRY, SLIGHTLY WOUNDED. SUMMON(S): BRICK MONSTER
WALL 2
HP: 10000
STATUS: PERFECT
ASPLOD McGUNPOWDERS
HP: 345
STATUS: PERFECT
MR. WUGGLE: PERFECT
SKELOLEGO: REVIVE ROLL: 2 = 2+ PERFECT
BOBSEVENSEVENS: REVIVE ROLL: 2 < 6 FAIL
LACUCKOORACHA: PERFECT
?: SLIGHTLY WOUNDED
WINGZERO: PERFECT
MEGAMAN!: DEAD (6)
MENEN: PERFECT
ULTIMAMAX: PERFECT
SUNTHIEL: PERFECT. MOUNT: UNRAL AIR
FLAMECANNON: PERFECT, BUFF: HEALTH REGEN
JTBRESLOW: PERFECT. SUMMONS: FEMALE SOLDIER
SHAFIN: BRUISED
SPACE GUY: PERFECT
THEARMYGUY: PERMADEATH (fell into the abyss)
PEEJSTER: REVIVE ROLL: 6 > 5+ PERFECT
PROOG: SLIGHTLY BRUISED
PREVIOUS: PERFECT. UBERRAGE (4 attacks left)
FROHMAN: PERFECT
BLOCKOMAN: PERFECT
(Also, don't blame me, blame AutoDice. It also crashed 2 times when I was typing all this)