Author Topic: YOU MUST DESTROY THE WALL  (Read 14016 times)

Run around while shotting all kinds of bullet out of wepon while dodging.

Build a cannon which fires idiots at the wall.

Roll to tele my dead body out of the wall and to revive myself AGAIN.

I roll to summon a female creeper which will then seduce and destroy Asplod McGunpowder

Sunthiel (1) KABOOM. KABLAM.

Flamecannon (2) :

Flamecannon: Why you're staying like that in middle of nowhere?
Wall: I'm guarding the amulet of AWESOMAI... AWESOMINO... AWESAMMY... (spits) that one amulet.
Flamecannon: And?
Wall: Its power is making the wielder utterly unstoppable, or at least that's what the Wizard Blacksmith told me.
Flamecannon: Can I have one?
Wall: No. It already has a guardian.

He also throws a brick to your face.
starfish.

Space Guy (5) You get a +1 MEGA ULTRASOUND SCANNER and use it on the wall. It displays "WALL HEIGHT: 10^G00G0L".

FROHman (3) You trip over your feet and try to pick up the c4 just to realize it planted itself. Still that red-and-white bastard is in the range, so you set it off anyway.

JTBreslow (1) Just as you plant it, Asplod McGunpowders saps it like a little bitch.

? (3) pewpewpew dentdentdent

Peejster (1) It appears to not work, so you look into its barreBLARG

Blockoman (4) You summon a normal CREEPER, because it is unknown if CREEPERS have genders.


Asplod McGunpowders (1) You throw a vineball at Blockoman,but he bounced it off rigth at the WALL.
WALL
HP: 66435
STATUS: ANGRY, SLIGHTLY WOUNDED. SUMMON(S): BRICK MONSTER

WALL 2
HP: 10000
STATUS: PERFECT

ASPLOD McGUNPOWDERS
HP: 345
STATUS: PERFECT

MR. WUGGLE: PERFECT
SKELOLEGO: PERFECT
BOBSEVENSEVENS: REVIVE ROLL: 4 < 5+ FAIL
LACUCKOORACHA: PERFECT
?: SLIGHTLY WOUNDED
WINGZERO: PERFECT
MEGAMAN!: DEAD (6)
MENEN: PERFECT
ULTIMAMAX: PERFECT
SUNTHIEL: DEAD (6)
FLAMECANNON: PERFECT, BUFF: HEALTH REGEN
JTBRESLOW: BRUISED. SUMMONS: FEMALE SOLDIER
SHAFIN: BRUISED
SPACE GUY: PERFECT
THEARMYGUY: PERMADEATH (fell into the abyss)
PEEJSTER: WOUNDED, MISSING EYE
PROOG: SLIGHTLY BRUISED
PREVIOUS: PERFECT. UBERRAGE (4 attacks left)
FROHMAN: SLIGHTLY BRUISED
BLOCKOMAN: PERFECT. SUMMON(S): CREEPER

Roll to tele my dead body out of the wall and to revive myself AGAIN.

why am i bruised :c
OnTopic - Self Delete and respawn!

Plant 10 C4 Timed Bombs all around the wall's bottom.

I don't eat MIND HONEY under ANY circumstances, but now seems like a time to do so. I eat the MIND HONEY and shoot RED AND BLUE LASERS out of my eyes with enough time to finish off ASPLOD MCGUNPOWDERS and ASSAIL WALL 2.

Great.
I climb out of the abyss , roll 5 and use 2 tonnes of dynamite and destroy the wall , /thread




I SUMMON THE WRATH OF MY TEA!






And roll the dice.  :cookieMonster:

I summon dragons to claw/shoot flames at the wall.