Strange but true quote

[ruiner369]

Dry humping the floor surprisingly feels so much better than masturbating. If you just go without anything it hurts. If you do it in underwear it works well.

EDIT: Sorry, had to post in a rush. Have had no experience. Knows friends that do it (._.)

EDIT2: Tried it. No, stuff does not come out. Just a boner that makes you stop. Feels good for like, 5 seconds...

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[Kobewarrior]

What the crap?

[ultimamax]

Ok?..

Also, you stole my ava :c

[Dodger]

Ok?..

Also, you stole my ava :c

Wow, get the forget out ruiner.

[mrlolop]

You would hump the floor in your underpants cigarette.

[Captain Crazy]

oh no rug-rash on penus

[Sebster 105]

I don't plan on get fluff all over my richard D:

[*Magick* Mage]

Vat.

And more importantly, how would you know if it's true or not? ._.

[Captain Crazy]

Vat.

And more importantly, how would you know if it's true or not? ._.

Experience? D:

[DracoSoul]

Quote this post if you stretch your legs out as far as you can when you masturbate.

[e-maxx]

no

[Sebster 105]

no

dem e-maxx are ninjas

[Exo Pheratype]

Quote this post if you stretch your legs out as far as you can when you masturbate.

I don't do this

[Night Fox]

Idiots.

It says in your underwear.
How would you do any of these:

oh no rug-rash on penus

I don't plan on get fluff all over my richard D:

[e-maxx]

no

dem e-maxx are ninjas

they are really r/c monster trucks :O