Dwarf Fortress (New Topic)

[Kobewarrior]

I probably won't get a thing right on it, so I probably won't play.

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[Tokthree]

Read the OP's you stopeds

You can find video tutorials here (please follow the 2010 versions to make sure you don't get the wrong information): http://www.youtube.com/user/captnduck

And extended help here: http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Main_Page

You can get many helpful tools here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/

And this is where you can find the version that everyone uses the most: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=2843

[Kobewarrior]

His videos are boring. I'll watch them when I have three hours available.

[Tokthree]

His videos are boring. I'll watch them when I have three hours available.

If you're not going to be patient then this game is not for you, get out

[Kobewarrior]

If you're not going to be patient then this game is not for you, get out

Its 1:12 AM boi. I'll watch it in the morning.

[A.R.C.]

Its 1:12 AM boi. I'll watch it in the morning.

Glorious 4 am-cant sleep-feeling depressed master race reporting in.

[Antallion]

glorious forget your timezones stupid americans, i live in the future master race reporting in

[A.R.C.]

Everything is upside down in Australia
Water in the toilet goes up.

[Destiny/Zack0Wack0]

stuff hits the roof

[Dropshock]

What the forget did you do, captcha? This place is a loving MESS
Jesus christ I dont even know if I wanna play this anymore. God damn, it's a total mess.

[Zou]

What the forget did you do, captcha? This place is a loving MESS
Jesus christ I dont even know if I wanna play this anymore. God damn, it's a total mess.

Ahaha. Is it better or worse than mine?

[Dropshock]

It's worse than the save you posted. He's got all of the dwarves completely locked inside, some water wheel that does nothing, stuff just thrown around EVERYWHERE, No individual bedrooms, dorfs share beds, stockpiles full of ROCKS, he hasnt even started on making crafts for trading at all, and a bunch of other stuff. It just looks like a big mess too.

[CAPTCHA]

It's worse than the save you posted. He's got all of the dwarves completely locked inside, some water wheel that does nothing, stuff just thrown around EVERYWHERE, No individual bedrooms, dorfs share beds, stockpiles full of ROCKS, he hasnt even started on making crafts for trading at all, and a bunch of other stuff. It just looks like a big mess too.

It's how I play
:(
the top left lever opens the drawbridge btw. (Because i'm a paranoid jackass who thinks that i'm gonna get ambushed and have everyone dead because of some elven traders)
My way isn't that bad, everyone's ecstatic for some reason and we can now get wood from underground.
Oh, and did you notice the 21 loving pages of rock salt next to the atom smasher? I haven't made a lever to attach to it, but you can't expect me to dump every stone in the mine.

[Cheemo]

Why am I on the list...?

[Kearn]

It's worse than the save you posted. <lolk
He's got all of the dwarves completely locked inside, < lol
some water wheel that does nothing, < lol
stuff just thrown around EVERYWHERE, <so?
No individual bedrooms, <i do that too
dorfs share beds, < so?
stockpiles full of ROCKS, < fail
he hasnt even started on making crafts for trading at all, < lol
and a bunch of other ****. < wat
It just looks like a big mess too. < functionality is better than appearance