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Mine is a bit too long than I would like to type, but if you insist.
There was this kid in 4th/5th grade named Andrew Pants and he was the most annoying as hell skitzo (Lolnigahiga) phrenic and dumbass annoying ever. He always wore his pants like steve urkel, smiled like :3, had a loving MOUSTACHE comin' on, and would cry at the top of his loving lungs if thing's didn't go his way. Oh, and every day, he would come trotting in, and once he wore shorts above the limit at my middle school.. God, and was he asian indian. Eh. He lived in this ratty apartment where almost everyone at our school lived too. More coming later, gotta think.