Author Topic: Dumbass children you've encountered?  (Read 9005 times)


the old music video, so what?

i was in the bill and lillie heinrich YMCA

The ymca is fun for swimming ;-;

Some kid decided to take a dump in the pool right before I got in.

Some kid decided to take a dump in the pool right before I got in.
lol

Some kid decided to take a dump in the pool right before I got in.
:o back on topic guise

How did he pick a bathroom lock? those locks are like a bar thing.

Also I has a story:
Back when I was about 13 I went to a summer camp for some reason, whilst there I met one of the biggest richards on the planet.
I don't remember his name but I do remember what he did, let me count them:
1. One of my mates found a stick, he was using it as a walking stick, he broke it.
2. He sat on the ground and picked his nose whilst others were talking/praying (it was church camp trolololol).
3. He openly stared at many girl's chests, like not even trying to hide it, he would just sit and stare at their tits.
4. In the showers he would run around naked pissing on everyone
5. He picked a hole in the screen of our cabin so that bugs and stuff got in.
6. He frequently rocked out with his rooster out.
Then I find out that the only reason they haven't kicked him out of this camp is that he's the camp director's son. FFFFFUUUUUU.
1. At any 'camp' I've been to, they won't let the kids even pick up sticks from the ground.
2. As opposed to what, picking his nose in silence is better?
3. Cool story bro.
4. Um, I always though you more or less had to stand still to piss.
5. stuff flys in your cabin though a little hole? Wow, that just gives an odd mental image.
6. Like, on a rocking chair, or did he pretend his rooster was a guitar or something?

The second time when I was in the pool someone threw 3 brown rocks in and the "lifeguards" told everyone to evacuate and get one of those huge poll cleaning nets to scoop the rocks out. I missed 30 minutes of pool time. It doesn't even have a diving board, and we had to share with, what, 20 fat old ladies doing water aerobics or something.

Welcome to the YMCA

Also, no diving board ;-;



One time, I went to this arcade, and some cigarette stole my tickets. I tried to take them back, he wouldn't give them to me and he was stuff talking me, so I decided to use physical force. I tried to twist his arm and use my other to break it (or at least hurt it so he would drop my goddamn tickets), but his arms were fixed in place and they wouldn't budge.

Then I woke up.

the old music video, so what?

i was in the bill and lillie heinrich YMCA
It's very relevant.

Reading at Demitri's story and looking at his avatar makes me wonder if the handicap looked like the nerd in the picture 0_o

Summer camps always have these gay people. /thread


Reading at Demitri's story and looking at his avatar makes me wonder if the handicap looked like the nerd in the picture 0_o
Summer camps always have these gay people. /thread
Sir, summer camp teaches survival skills and lots of other skills.  You sir are not a man.

I was at a summer camp once. It totally was not gay.