Wii and 360 bump into eachother in a bus:
Wii: Hey man! Long time no see.
360: Yeah. How are you doing?
Wii: Great! Getting great games, like super mario galaxy 2, and Monster hunter Tri!
360: Cool. We should definitely meet up online. What's your gamertag?
Wii: Huh?
360: Your online name.
Wii: OooooOooh. My online name is 1024482949192913. What's yours?
360: ...Uhm, Oh yeah IgottacatchmyflightBai -runs off-
My friend made this up. I lol'd kinda.
Nintendo really needs better online gameplay. Iwata himself said the Wii's online sucks.