Author Topic: 1000 ways to get arrested  (Read 4796 times)


48: Snipe small LARGE children at your local Elementary Schools

World obiesity needs to STOP.

Become black and jaywalk in South Carolina.

49. Be the OP.
50. Suck a mexican dry and shoot the mexican in the head and loot their money.
51. Be a douchebag like the OP.
52. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
53. Rape the president and his family and be a creepbear.

Go up to the police officer and say; You're mom is just like a shotgun, one rooster and she blows.




57: Throw a brick at the President
58: Kill Bill.


60. Find a tribal cop

61 be tribal to a black cop


63. Run down the street naked with Ak-47s akimbo

64. Raid panties at a old person's house.

65: raid panties at sorority house.
or is that a way to get laid?