Star Fox: Four Horsemen - like progress noobs

[Deus Ex]

Nope, I haven't even played Star Fox before, I dont have a 64... God I feel like a noob, is that even the game system it's for?

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[Qwepir]

You aren't a "noob" because you never played some random game

[Kapturrith]

I feel like a noob

You are if you use that word.

[Dusty12]

First canon game was for the 64, yes.

Then came Adventures with many plot holes and unused dialogue, and crappy voice acting.

Then Assault with Aparoids.

Finally Command with a crappy plot and terrible endings.

[Kapturrith]

Wait what about Star Fox for the SNES

[Dusty12]

Not canon.

[Qwepir]

I didn't understand this.

Famine staggered back, clutching his abdomen which was bleeding out his sand-papery blood.

Blood is a liquid. Sandpaper is a solid. How can he have sandpapery blood?

[Kapturrith]

Old, rotty blood? :U

[Dusty12]

Like sand pouring out from inside his body.

Remember, they aren't human.

[Qwepir]

Oh well sand would make sense.
I literally imagined strips of sandpaper falling out.

[DracoSoul]

Sandpaper-y generally means rough

rough blood makes me go what

[Qwepir]

rough blood would not be able to serve as blood
the whole point of blood is to provide oxygen to organs or something like that, if it's all rough and getting stuck that's kind of counterproductive

[Kapturrith]

Oh well sand would make sense.
I literally imagined strips of sandpaper falling out.

Really? I thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPGqqLYSjg#t=10m05s

[Qwepir]

Really? I thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPGqqLYSjg#t=10m05s

some kid shooting the joker then crying about it?

[Dusty12]

Flag with BANG! printed on it > Bullet?