Star Fox: Four Horsemen - like progress noobs

[Kapturrith]

Requesting gruesome death involving kap'n, a coffee mug, and War.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.

War is gone. Now it's Conquest.

and this is you: WAAAAH SOME WHITE KID IS MAKING FUN OF ME MAKE HIM DIE

[Ad Bot]

[Dusty12]

No, you may not beat him up with a coffee mug.

[Kapturrith]

Well what happens

[Night Fox]

Sue, could you not call me Mike, it confuses the forget outa me,

forgetWAIT.
ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ME WHEN YOU SAY MIKE?

GAWD I'M SO CONFUSED.

[Deus Ex]

Oh please kap'n, I simply like death.
And i cant read chap40-43
site's down.

[Dusty12]

Sue, could you not call me Mike, it confuses the forget outa me,

forgetWAIT.
ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ME WHEN YOU SAY MIKE?

GAWD I'M SO CONFUSED.

Mike is a completely different character you moron.

[Kapturrith]

Ok, scrap the coffee mug idea

Night tries to get in bed with me and I beat him up with my FISTS

[DracoSoul]

Mike is a completely different character you moron.

change his name to sylas

[Night Fox]

Ah, now I see the transition from Mike to me.

And lolyoucalledmequirky.

[Deus Ex]

Xavier sounds like a gay name.
or the french pronunciation of Michael.

[King of losers]

Sue, could you not call me Mike, it confuses the forget outa me,

forgetWAIT.
ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT ME WHEN YOU SAY MIKE?

GAWD I'M SO CONFUSED.

mike is my alcoholic father you twat.

[Shadowed999]

mike is my alcoholic father you twat.

...

[Kapturrith]

Oh my God, I was listening to Sonic Adventure music and I saw a song called NiGHTs Pinball. I thought of Night so I clicked on it and...

It sounds exactly how a pinball game hosted by Night Fox would sound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgoD5sWcwXc&feature=related

[Dusty12]

Helloooooo everyone, and welcome to our fantabulous game of piiiiiiiiinbaaaaaaaall!

[Kapturrith]

And these are Kap's Kasino themes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4rZw32uhNs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuLmv8cy4tc&feature=related