Time to be beaten by nuns because Jesus loves me

[Shinji]

I would like to walk into a catholic or christian school and yell random obscenities. Then piss on the floors and walk away. Oh, hey, i'm catholic by the way.

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[Kevdude]

I would like to walk into a catholic or christian school and yell random obscenities. Then piss on the floors and walk away. Oh, hey, i'm catholic by the way.

That's kewl

[Harm94]

I like public schools better because I don't have some teacher talking to us about how I am going to hell if I don'tobey some imaginery man.

[Shinji]

I believe god is there after you die, I think he watches out for you. I don't think he made the universe and everything like that. I believe in evolution and stuff like that.

[Man 2]

I believe god is there after you die, I think he watches out for you. I don't think he made the universe and everything like that. I believe in evolution and stuff like that.

I don't know what will happen to me when I die, and to be completely honest, I don't much care. I have a good 60-70 years left to enjoy life.

[Kevdude]

I like public schools better because I don't have to do work

[Shinji]

I don't know what will happen to me when I die, and to be completely honest, I don't much care. I have a good 60-70 years left to enjoy life.

Unless you join the military, or start smoking, or abuse alcohol, or get into a car accident, or get stuck in a collapsing building, or get killed by a truck on the highway, or jump off a cliff, or get eaten by a dragon, or lick a power outlet.

In all seriousness, i'm not scared of death. I just don't want it to happen soon, i'd like to enjoy life too. If I die, well damn, I died. I'm kind of curious to see what will happen when I am dead, but i'm also not.

[*Magick* Mage]

Unless you join the military, or start smoking, or abuse alcohol, or get into a car accident, or get stuck in a collapsing building, or get killed by a truck on the highway, or jump off a cliff, or get eaten by a dragon, or lick a power outlet.

I've done those ones. Am I dead? :(

[Harm94]

Oh and public schools have biology, My favorite subject.

[Kalphiter]

Unless you join the military, or start smoking, or abuse alcohol, or get into a car accident, or get stuck in a collapsing building, or get killed by a truck on the highway, or jump off a cliff, or get eaten by a dragon, or lick a power outlet.

Or you're smoking in the military while drinking alcohol, have a car accident involving a truck on a roof with a highway of a building that is collapsing that is also on a cliff, and you lick a power outlet while a dragon attacks you.

[Exo Pheratype]

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You are victorious

[Shinji]

Or you're smoking in the military while drinking alcohol, have a car accident involving a truck on a roof with a highway of a building that is collapsing that is also on a cliff, and you lick a power outlet while a dragon attacks you.

I'd love to die like that.

[Man 2]

Unless you join the military, or start smoking, or abuse alcohol, or get into a car accident, or get stuck in a collapsing building, or get killed by a truck on the highway, or jump off a cliff, or get eaten by a dragon, or lick a power outlet.

a) I am very, very unfit to join the military.
b) Smoking is disgusting.
c) Alcohol is disgusting.
d-f) Very possible, but I can't see into the future, so I don't know what will happen.
g) I'm not suicidal.
h) I'm sure the only dragon I'll ever meet is Puff, the Magic Dragon.
i) See "g".

[Kevdude]

Oh and public schools have biology, My favorite subject.

I have biology 3 period

[JAW959]

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