A BREAKFAST FOR A MAN OF MANLINESS

[Riot]

 

I HAVE PREPARED A BREAKFAST FOR MYSELF, I'VE STOLEN A MAGICAL COOKING STOVE FROM THE WIZARD NAMED BADSPOT.

 

I GATHER FRUIT AND VEGETABLES TO MIX WITH MY PORK AND HAM SLICES, AND PLACE THEM INTO AN IRON PLATTER AND COOK.



 AS THE LITTLE PEOPLE INSIDE SCREAM, THEY LET OUT A FIZZLE SOUND AND THEIR SOULS BUBBLE TOT HE TOP OF THE OIL AS THEY BURN!

AAHAHAHaahh11!

 

AS I FINISH I PLACE IT INTO THE PLATE FROM WHICH I WILL EAT!

THEN FOR MY SECOND PORTION I COVER MY EGGS WITH MOAR CHEESE AND MEAT.

 

 

AND THEN PLACE AT THE TABLE NEAR MY MAGICAL WINDOW!

 

 

AND DRINK FROM MY METALLIC GOBLET!

 Discuss...

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[skill4life]

MOIST AND DELICIOUS.

[paulcall]

MOIST AND DELICIOUS.

[TwenteFreak]

let's live together riot

[shafin25]

YUM YUM

[Placid]

dude, you made my stomach growl. twice.

:I

let's live together riot

[No dinner for king]

YUM YUM

Shut up and eat your Waffle, i still have you for 5 minutes.

[skill4life]

I want your goblet.

[?]

Bell peppers? Ewwwwww.

[Riot]

 You can buy your own Riot in Targer or Wal-mart stores near you.  

[Placid]

Bell peppers? Ewwwwww.

no

get out

this looks like what my dad makes for dinner sometimes, the more that i look at it. besides the eggs. those look just delicious. c:

You can buy your own Riot in Targer or Wal-mart stores near you. 

oh god

"MOOOOOM TAKE ME TO TARGER / WALMART! I WANT A RIOT!"
don't think that would go over too well

[Caution]

Dice the tomato. :c

[DracoSoul]

Are you sure you're not a woman, riot?

[Man 2]

Put the cooked fruits, vegetables, meats, etc. on top of the egg slab, fold over, sprinkle with mild cheddar cheese and chopped parsley for omelet.

[Riot]

Are you sure you're not a woman, riot?

 I'M EVERYTHING!