Author Topic: 1000 ways to end the world.  (Read 3799 times)

21. The TARDIS's heart goes PEW PEW PEW PEW, destroying itself and creating a black hole.
The TARDIS doesn't create a black hole when it explodes. You obviously haven't seen the most recent episode.
It creates a sun-like, ever-burning ball of fire that provides Earth with heat and life in an alternate universe.

22. Violate somebody with a golf club







and then locking this topic

23: Kill everyone with cotton candy.


25. Touch yourself at night

26: Send a weight-loss supplement to Jessica Simpson.

1000. the world is gone

the end

The TARDIS doesn't create a black hole when it explodes. You obviously haven't seen the most recent episode.
It creates a sun-like, ever-burning ball of fire that provides Earth with heat and life in an alternate universe.

No, I havent

I havent seen ANY of Season 5 yet. Waiting till it comes to netflix.


ontopic, 9001. Vegeeta (?) says the power level is OVER 9000!!!!