You're not old enough to be on the forums, come back in 3-4ish more years until you have good sense.
I would've said 12-13 years, myself. Anyways, not to be off-topic..
Fart = Gas3 (3 = Pooey / = / Stinky) + Crap7 (7 = Poo_Pants - Eighty Crappo-Points) = Gas3 + Crap7 = Gaseous37
Simple equation to prove that the fart gun would also make you crap your pants.
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