SPACE ADVENTURE REDUX - beter than deadrooster!!

[Wizard]

I say we let them have the planet and run away

there's billions of others

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

there are less habitable planets in the galaxy then you think.

[A.R.C.]

Right, all power to shields and thrusters, begin maneuvering around the ship as to distract it from the planet. Send out a distress signal to see if you can get any backup, do not try to take out the ship by yourself

[comr4de]

Try to outmaneuver and outrun the ship while awaiting reinforcements, maybe get a couple of shots off at the bristles

[Tingalz]

DISTRESS SIGNAL SENT OUT
EVASIVE MANEUVERS ENGAGED
also to all you dumbforgets it's in the background and much bigger than your ship

[comr4de]

beam aboard and gib hugs

[Tingalz]

this isn't 35x50 GAY adventure

[comr4de]

but what if thats the reason the kresh are so mean


because nobody ever hugged them


you might end up ending the war today!

[Tingalz]

The kresh are mean because they are relentless and emotionless. They exist purely to conquer and annihilate all sentient life that is not theirs.

[Qwepir]

plus you can't make a kresh hug a people without making it look like he's going for the junk

believe me, i tried

[comr4de]

plus you can't make a kresh hug a people without making it look like he's going for the junk

believe me, i tried

pics

[Qwepir]

also the human is covering an eye and it doesn't even look like a hug

[comr4de]

pics

[Qwepir]

alright jeez fine

it's either this


or this

[Tingalz]

God damn give a loving command