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Who's the best squadmember generic space soldier?

Alan
9 (30%)
Ereo
3 (10%)
Iso
15 (50%)
Ereo
3 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Author Topic: SPACE ADVENTURE REDUX - beter than deadrooster!!  (Read 225123 times)

DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY SILLY

YOU START RUNNING UNTIL YOU SEE A CLEARING AHEAD BUT YOUR RADAR ALSO DETECTS KRESH

Told ya'll so.

Keep running to the objective.

SPIN UP THE loving MACHINE GUN

alright so since this is going nowhere
AFTER 1 HOUR, 24 SLAUGHTERED RED-EYED BEASTS, A NICE CRUISE, AND A 3-COURSE DINNER:
You finally emerge from the dark forest and are on route to the swarm lobe you need to take out. It's important to avoid any kresh a-


A single kresh infantry appears seemingly from nowhere.



It stops in it's tracks, staring at you, blocking your path. You realize that the surprise aspect of the mission could have just been blown. This could result in your entire squad becoming dead, or even worse, infected.



You stare at it's large, cold, unforgiving eyes. Will it report what it is seeing? Will it endanger the mission, or will you kill it in time? Did it even see you, or is it just confused? There is no risks to take. You must destroy it, at all costs, without making a big scene.

So I present you with a choice, ENGAGE COMBAT or find a different way?

HAVE A MOTHER forgetIN TEA PARTY!


It wipes it's face.
It must be out of range of a commander, or "rogue". They mostly stand around and do nothing, but you should probably proceed with caution.



can we keep it
:3
: That sounds like a good idea!


He walks up to it, pulls out a large syringe, jabs it, places some sort of device on it, and it disintegrates before your eyes.

: There. It should be waiting for us back at the base when we get back. Don't worry though, it's been thoroughly sedated.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2011, 10:04:06 PM by Tingalz »

Awesome. We get to see an alien autopsy!

Autopsies are to determine a cause of a death. Do you mean dissection?

Autopsies are to determine a cause of a death. Do you mean dissection?
Actually It's still alive, so technically it's a vivisection.

can we keep it
:3
Oh my god I thought it was so adorable when it wiped its eyes i was like aww :3

dear god what is wrong with you
they used to be people
PEOPLE
with hopes
and dreams
and families
and maybe pets
that loved them
but they died

punch trees WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS