My hand hurts like stuff

[Night Fox]

Don't worry him, seeing as your hands are your biggest asset.

Don't worry me either James.

I would probably kill someone to help you.

[Ad Bot]

[Lordy Lord]

1. Walmart sells condoms?

2. Shame, that's the only thing in a glass bottle that i have not drank yet. I suppose i'll have to go get the hand sanitizer.
HueHueHue

Yes they do sell condoms. The cherry flavored ones are quite nice.

[fionnbharr1]

Yes they do sell condoms. The cherry flavored ones are quite nice.

So do you think she works in storing cherry condoms?

[JamestheLeet]

Don't worry me either James.

I would probably kill someone to help you.

So you wouldn't watch a video of me jumping off a cliff into water if it terrified you?

[Night Fox]

Yes they do sell condoms. The cherry flavored ones are quite nice.

You guys are making me laugh.

But when I think about what the topic you're posting in is, I get worried again.

So you wouldn't watch a video of me jumping off a cliff into water if it terrified you?

Uhh.

I'll watch it, if you promise me you don't get hurt.

[DracoSoul]

Yes they do sell condoms. The cherry flavored ones are quite nice.

Yeah I bet you're that guy that goes and sniffs them

[Lordy Lord]

Yeah I bet you're that guy that goes and sniffs them

Sniff? That's a little boring. Licking is where it's at.

You guys are making me laugh.

But when I think about what the topic you're posting in is, I get worried again.Uhh.

I'll watch it, if you promise me you don't get hurt.

Be afraid.

[Night Fox]

Sniff? That's a little boring. Licking is where it's at.

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH.

The transition from funny to worried feels weird.

[JamestheLeet]

I'll watch it, if you promise me you don't get hurt.

I don't get hurt jumping off cliffs. I get hurt when I land.
/cornyjoke

[fionnbharr1]

Sniff? That's a little boring. Licking is where it's at.

Be afraid.

Yea, the downside to that is being found by Wal-Mart security with a dozen condoms stuck in your throat, upside down, buried up to your waist in condom wrappers.

[Night Fox]

I don't get hurt jumping off cliffs. I get hurt when I land.
/cornyjoke

You know what I mean.

WAIT YOU GOT HURT?!

[Lordy Lord]

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH.

The transition from funny to worried feels weird.

I do it all the time, it's a natural transition.

Yea, the downside to that is being found by Wal-Mart security with a dozen condoms stuck in your throat, upside down, buried up to your waist in condom wrappers.

That's the whole reason why I do it.

[JamestheLeet]

You know what I mean.

WAIT YOU GOT HURT?!

No. I was joking.
You didn't see the /cornyjoke that I put at the bottom?

[Night Fox]

No. I was joking.

Whew.

You aren't supposed to do that to me, James.

[Lordy Lord]

Whew.

You aren't supposed to do that to me, James.

Love and loveual tension hurt anyway.